Why does toilet paper come in different colors, have floral patterns and has to smell nice?

Does your rear end care?

Why does toilet paper come in different colors, have floral patterns and has to smell nice?
My rear does not care Wally!! My rear does appreciate the soft kind that I can no longer right now afford. I think the fancy paper is for people who like to color coordinate their bathrooms! LOL ROFL!!
Reply:It smells nice because when you sit next to it, what you do doesn't smell nice.
Reply:I don't know; but, I worked at this little Mom and Pop store once and had this man return some toilet paper because his wife said it was the wrong color and did not match the bathroom!
Reply:The color is intended to match your decor.....or maybe butt color lol
Reply:dunno. My sh@t doesnt stink
Reply:To decorate the bathroom.
Reply:We have only the white paper in Canada, although years ago we had the coloured varieties. I had heard where the dye in the paper was causing some concerns for some people. I also remember when one company marketed very strong colours (not pastel), such as avocado green, harvest gold, pimento red, and I think there was a navy blue paper. But the past 35 years or so, I've seen only white. As to why it comes in colours, patterns, etc., it's to appeal to buyers, to see what they like and how they will spend their money.
Reply:I haven't seen that in a long time. It used to be fun though when I was a kid, wrapping guys houses with pink and flowery toilet paper. Ahhhh....good times! (Geez I feel so old now)
Reply:To give your butt cancer.
Reply:That does seem like wasted effort when you consider its function.
Reply:it is a more pleasing experience that way
Reply:I haven't seen patterened or colored toilet paper in years. I thought they quit making it because the dyes and scents were irritating to people's bottoms. 2D
Reply:To compete with the Sears and Roebuck catalog.
Reply:Our store only has basic white, but I would not care and neither would my rear end.
Reply:No but there's a direct link between "it" and the brain.


It's called subliminable influence (I think) It's sorta' like if a rat ran thru your bowl of soup, the idea of it ruins the soup.


same thing, the sight of flowers and pastels makes the "event" seem more pleasant. I guess.


:) Juju


ps it's worse to have it on paper towels where the dyes go into your stomach!
Reply:I have not seen this type of paper for years. I thought that it was discontinued because of perfume and dye allergies.
Reply:Yes, your rear cares and if your rear doesn't you should.....Unscented and white is the best for your rear.....
Reply:Why? Because we love it ! When I was a kid, it came in rough, unpleasant stuff that did nothing for the comfort of the situation ! Now, I get beautiful , soft, sweet-smelling paper that really caresses the area.....its a small luxury that I never tire of.
Reply:lmao that is so hilarios i have no idea
Reply:Not me, but some people think TP has to make a fashion statement and match their bathroom decor. As far as smell, no your butt does not care and if you want air freshener buy a bottle of Febreeze. The amount of smell on some TP is so minimal at best. For me just plain old white is Ok with me.
Reply:i guess to entertain u while ur taking ur time lol
Reply:I haven't seen colored, patterned or scented toilet paper in years.


I didn't buy it when it was available anyhewwwww!
Reply:My bottom doesn't, but I care. I love to have a color coordinated room.
Reply:My rear end does not care about the color, pattern or scent. It cares about softness. The colors and patterns are for decoration. It's nice to smell toilet paper when you tear it off the roll for the purpose it was made for!
Reply:You are a funny man Tsudo - personally I do not know what my rear end cares about! Also you should know that I only buy plain white TISSUE paper, and the brand does not contain perfume (that's the 1000 sheets per roll)! CJ
Reply:wow.. i had no idea they come in different colors


i gotta try me some
Reply:one single word dude.........."women"!
Reply:It has to do with your bathroom decor and making things smell better, but I don't think they have it right yet--I would like to see it printed with pictures of some of the politicians--wiping my tush with some of their faces would be appropriate, I think., lol!
Reply:No. I use the cheapest recycled stuff.
Reply:Honestly, I haven't seen colored toilet paper in ages. Only the white stuff here Double rolls, triple rolls, all different textures, but only white paper.
Reply:It's called marketing. Since there really is no difference between back-end-wipers, the companies have to find some way to convince you that theirs is better than the competition.